đˇ Piggy Bank (OINK): The Degen Disclaimer & Risks đˇ
Yo, fam! Weâve got a THICC FAQ to keep it đŻ about the risks of this wild ride. Weâre all about transparencyâdonât YOLO your rent money without knowing the deal! Weâre also playing nice with the law (gotta keep the SEC off our backs đ´ď¸). This FAQ is our way of saying âwe care,â while we HODL the line on compliance in this crazy crypto jungle. But letâs be realâregs are a mess, so thereâs always a lilâ risk. OINK OINK! đ˝
No tea, no shade: Piggy Bank ainât tied to Richard Heart or anyone else, and we didnât get paid to shill this. Just a degen gift to the PulseChain fam! đđ¨ OINK Ainât an Investment, Fam! đ¨
Piggy Bank (OINK) tokens are straight-up utility vibesâuse âem to govern and play in our ecosystem. No moon promises here! đ
Ownership? Nah: These tokens donât give you a piece of the pie đĽ§âtheyâre just your VIP pass to vote and vibe in the protocol. No stonks, just OINKs.
Regulation? LOL: No financial overlords are babysitting OINK. Itâs a wild pigâvalue might moon or go to zero. Marketâs a rollercoaster, fam! đ˘
Risk Alert! đ¨: OINKâs future? Could be a bacon sizzle or a total fry. Might hit zero faster than your ex blocks you. Know the risks before you jump in! đˇđĽ
Decentralized AF: Weâre 100% decentralizedâno suits, no bosses. Founding crew is ghosting post-launch đť. Itâs all on the community nowâHODLers run the show!
Community Rules Everything: The famâs in charge nowâgovernance, decisions, all of it. Youâre the captain of this piggy ship! đ´ââ ď¸
By grabbing OINK, youâre saying âI get it, Iâm in.â DYOR, famâcheck your risk vibes. Got doubts? Talk to a financial wizard or lawyer bro. Donât say we didnât warn ya! đ˝
đˇ FAQ: Letâs Get OINKING! đˇ
Heads Up, Degens: This is just info, not financial advice. Not a moon ticket either đ. Stuff might change, so keep your eyes peeled! đ
WTF Is Piggy Bank and Whatâs It Do? đˇ
Piggy Bank is a memecoin and decentralized protocol on PulseChain, built for the LOLS with Bitcoin-style scarcity (but way funnier). Weâre here to make OINK the dankest token while filling a treasury piggy bank to fund public goods, charity, OINK buybacks and based vibesâmaking the pigs fly for the whole herd! OINK OINK, motherpiggers! đ˝
How Do I Earn OINK with PulseChain Tokens? đ¤
Yas, fam! Mine OINK for free using your PLS, PLSX, HEX, INC, or other PulseChain tokens in the Mudpit. Weâre building a big, degen herd with a fairly distributed tokenâno whales, just diamond hooves! đđž
Whatâs OINK Good For? đ¤
OINK tokens are your VIP snout to secure and govern the protocol, plus they reward you for being a diamond-hooved HODLer. Stake âem, vote with âem, flex âemâitâs all about keeping the network SAFU and vibey while making the pigs fly through community initiatives! đˇ
Whatâs the Porky Senate? đď¸
The Porky Senate is a crew of 100 Pork Lords (1 pig = 1 vote) keeping whales from yeeting the protocol. They veto governance and treasury moves to keep things SAFU and decentralizedâthink Bitcoinâs validating nodes, but with more OINK! đ˝
How Do I Join the Porky Senate? đłď¸
Weâre looking for 50-100 based PulseChain chads to be Pork Lords. Hit up your fave X or Telegram influencers to applyâor throw your own hoof in if you bring value! Gotta have an X/Telegram account to flex your degen cred. đˇđŞ
Why PulseChain Fam for the Porky Senate? đ
Snout Senators protect the PulseChain herd and keep token distribution fair. Miners might try to hog the slop, but the Porky Senate balances it outârewards for all, not just the big pigs! đ˝â¤ď¸
Whatâs the Treasury Piggy Bank For? đŚ
The treasury funds public goods, charity, based vibes on PulseChain and OINK buybacks to create treasury reserves and make the pigs fly (no guarantees tho, DYOR!)! The Porky Senate and HODLers decide how to spend it, keeping it community-driven. đˇâ¤ď¸
Where Do Rewards & Treasury Slop Come From? đ°
Straight from the smart contractâs inflationâbuilt-in slop for miners and the treasury piggy bank. No middleman, just code! The treasury helps make the pigs fly by funding community projects, voted on by the Porky Senate. đ˝
Howâs Piggy Bank Like Bitcoin? đ§
Weâre Bitcoinâs funny cousin who learned to meme. Bitcoinâs the OG scarce digital gold; weâre the dank memecoin with a treasury twist to make the pigs fly through community vibes. Check the sims and diffs below! đˇđ
Bitcoin x Piggy Bank: The Simils đˇđ
- Bitcoin caps at 21M coins; Piggy Bank caps at 21B OINK (more zeros, more fun!).
- Early Bitcoin was free to mine with basic gear; Piggy Bankâs free for PulseChain fam using PLS, HEX, etc.
- Bitcoin halves rewards every 4 years; Piggy Bank drops inflation with Reward Boost Events + token burns đĽ.
- Bitcoin uses validating nodes to stop big miners; Piggy Bank has the Porky Senate to keep whales in check đď¸.
- Both can upgrade via consensusâbased AF! â
Bitcoin x Piggy Bank: The Diffs đ¤
- Bitcoinâs a network; Piggy Bankâs a protocol on PulseChain.
- Bitcoin miners secure the network; Piggy Bank miners secure, govern, and keep it real.
- Bitcoin supply *could* change via consensus (boo!); Piggy Bankâs supply is FIXED (yay!).
- Bitcoin blocks take 10 mins; Piggy Bank rewards hit every 10 secs on PulseChain âĄ.
- Bitcoin kills the planet đđ; Piggy Bankâs green AF đż.
- Bitcoin miningâs for big boys with fancy gear; Piggy Bank miningâs for any pigâjust you and a smart contract.
- Bitcoinâs community has no power; Piggy Bankâs herd runs the treasury to make the pigs flyâfund public goods, charity, and more! đŚ
- Bitcoin rewards miners who pollute; Piggy Bank rewards the fam to build a better world.
- Bitcoinâs the safe boomer coin; Piggy Bankâs a risky degen dreamâmight soar or flop! đˇđĽ
Fees? What Fees? đ¸
We got optional deposit and mining fees, turned on by the Porky Senate. Deposit fee hits once, mining feeâs ongoing. Fees go to the treasury piggy bank to make the pigs flyâthink collective slop for the herd! Referral fees might also reward you for spreading the OINK love. đ˝đ°
Is Piggy Bank Secure, or Am I Gonna Get Rekt? đ
Two pro security firms and an indie analyst audited our smart contractsâPLS, HEX, PLSX, INC holders, youâre *probably* SAFU. Peer review? Check. But cryptoâs the Wild Westâbugs, flaws, or gremlins could sneak in. No 100% guarantees, fam. HODL at your own risk! đ¤
Whatâs the Risk, Fam? đ¨
Your principalâs likely SAFU, and you can mine OINK for free (or cheap with fees). But OINK itself? Super experimentalâit might soar or flop to zero! Bugs, tech fails, or regs could wreck us. No guarantees, famâHODL wisely! đˇđ°
Can I Make Bank with Piggy Bank? đ¤
This ainât a money printer, fam! OINKâs a dank digital asset to vibe with the protocol and help make the pigs fly through community projects. No financial promisesâit could flop faster than you can say âNGMI.â Weâre here for scarcity and community, not Lambos! đˇđ
Should I Buy OINK? đ
Weâd rather you mine it for FREE with your PulseChain tokensâLFG! If you wanna buy, thatâs on you. Itâs a wild rideâmight soar or flop. Only risk what you can yeet, fam. We ainât liable if you get rekt! đˇđĽ
Whatâs the Founding Team Doing Now? đť
We poured our hearts into thisâno shilling, just building a based protocol for the herd. This is our GIFT to you! đ Now that itâs live, weâre outâfully decentralized, no more work from us. The community and Porky Senate are in charge to make the pigs fly! We might drop some educational vibes to help you understand the tech, but thatâs it. No expectations, fam! đˇđ